Month: October 2008

This is a brand new experience for me. No I’m not talking about posting a second blog for the month of October, I am talking about me doing my first blog from my new laptop computer. That’s right, I bought myself a new laptop computer for my birthday. Oh, you forgot about my birthday did you? Well you bastards.

So you’re asking yourself why I would need a new laptop when I just bought myself a new desktop back in February of this year. Well the answer to this is very simple; I’m thinking that maybe I can become some self absorbed asshole now and start sitting in coffee shops and start writing my script. Nah, I’m just kidding, I just wanted to watch internet porn on my couch.

So what did you do for you birthday Dave I hear you asking me. Well, what I did was the week before I went to the casino with a couple friends. I like to go there once a year and donate some money to them because then I can live another year guilt free that the white man raped and pillaged the Indians and stole their land. Look Tonto, you got my $30 so now we’re even.

Of course I wasted my fun license the weekend before my birthday so the weekend of my birthday I didn’t really do shit. I got to work on Friday and found out that my door had been desecrated with a couple posters of South Park characters wishing me a happy birthday. Well that was awesome, then I got a kick ass gumball machine with a huge bucket of refills. The gumball machine takes money if someone is dumb enough to put money in it. I think I can turn a profit on my birthday this year.

Every time I turn around I have a shitload of homework to do and right now I’m at a point where my mind no longer wants to absorb anymore shit. I’m looking at shit that I think I should know and understand and I’m drawing a fucking blank. Some may say I’m just giving up, but I say I’m just burnt out. I think I’m going to take a few days off of work in the next week or two so I can possibly recoup and refresh myself. I just got done doing an assignment but all I can think about is that a new season of South Park is starting tomorrow night.

I’m also watching the rain fall apparently trying to make up for a dry summer. Well someone needs to tell the weather it’s too fucking late and I’d rather it just keeps droughting out. Of course if I didn’t bitch about the weather, what would I do, sit around and watch my 401K disappear like it was an Olsen twin on a diet?

I noticed I haven’t blogged for almost a month, so that probably means that this is my October blog. Oh shit, it is October isn’t it? That means that I have to suffer another stupid ass birthday this year. I don’t even care about the whole birthday thing anymore. I think it has something to do with not getting cool presents anymore. I don’t anticipate getting anything nice and I don’t really want anything. Well, what I want I don’t think can really be given in present form. Who knows?