Turkey Day

Ho Ho…oh fuck, wrong holiday. 9 days without a post. Well, I’ve been kinda busy here. I have decided to revamp this site once again, which is going to actually involve a move, which will be to www.disgruntledhuman.fcpages.com so that should be fun. I am looking at revamping the look of some of the stuff on here, maybe rearrange some things, and even put my pictures back on the site for the hell of it. Never know, but I am phasing out the Way2Cool name slowly but surely and bringing in disgruntled human as the main Internet identity. I’ll try to be back.

Tuesday, November 19

Thank God tomorrow is my short day. I don’t think I could put up with another full day of work yet. Next week I only have four days, that is pretty sweet too! Of course, I may still pull off a partial day on Wednesday also, just because I can, and I hate being there oh so much.

I am getting real sick of these non English speaking people coming in thinking that I will just be able to help them with whatever it is they need. I did not and will not learn a second language to help someone find the right cold medicine. Just buy some NyQuil, and if for some reason it sounded like I said drink the whole bottle, just do it and shut the hell up.

I changed my yahoo name from stillway2cool to disgruntled human today. That way I can actually have an e-mail address for this site. I may do the same for my MSN eventually.

Monday, November 18

Monday sucks. Always has, always will. I was watching the news tonight and they showed some church or something that was collecting all these presents for needy children. I thought that was pretty nice, until they said that once they get all the stuff they will ship it overseas to needy children. What the fuck? Do we not have needy children right here in the United States? I know we do. That is one thing that has always pissed me off about this country, we jump through hoops to help foreigners, but don’t give a shit about the homeless people down the street.

Friday, November 15

Do you know what is fun? Having someone who can’t speak English try and ask you for a product in the store. Have you not read my customers page? Oh that’s right, you can’t read English either. Anyway, I sold someone something they probably didn’t need but since I couldn’t understand a word of it, I don’t really care.

It’s snowing out again, how exciting. I’m sure I should be expecting that shit since I’m in Wisconsin, but it’s depressing all the same. My company is being investigated by the Securities and Exchange commission I guess. Maybe I’ll be out of there sooner than I thought, although that wasn’t the way I planned on going out.

Wednesday, November 13

I saw it. It is surely a sign of the apocalypse. I was flipping through the channels the other night around 10pm. On the Oxygen network there was this old lady on there, and she does a sex show. Now what I stumbled upon was her showing off various sex toys. To see this lady who is undoubtedly someone’s grandma flopping around a dildo talking about how it is one of her favorites… well let’s just say I think I went into some type of shock. I was completely frozen – unable to change the channel, but deeply disturbed at the same. I do believe I have found the antidote to Viagra.

Monday, November 11

Don’t you just love Mondays? I sure don’t. A little over two weeks until Thanksgiving. Wow. At least that means I get a four day week. I just can’t wait until Christmas is done, then at least work gets a little easier.

Wednesday, November 6

Set up Christmas today. Why is it that people can’t seem to grasp the reality that after Halloween comes Christmas? “Settin up Christmas already? What about Thanksgiving?” What in the hell can you do for Thanksgiving anyway? Should I be putting out big turkeys and shit? Thanksgiving is a food holiday, that’s what the stuffing and pie is for, not my stuff. So buy some bows and shut the fuck up already.

Tuesday, November 5

It’s election day. Did I vote? Hell No. Why? Let’s see, last time I voted, I waited up to see the results and for some reason because Florida was so stupid (and Jeb Bush was down there) I got to wait a couple weeks. I did not vote for George Bush, and was quite disappointed that he unfortunately stole, I mean won the election. I can’t really say that Al Gore was my hero, but a hell of a lot better than the junior fuck up that we elected, I’m sorry, that YOU elected, because I didn’t vote for that fuck. But I don’t want to get off on a tangent here, just mentioning that I didn’t waste my time voting. If I wanted to go out in public and put my hand to use, I’d go to the sperm bank and at least get paid for 15 minutes of jerking off.