Wednesday, November 13

I saw it. It is surely a sign of the apocalypse. I was flipping through the channels the other night around 10pm. On the Oxygen network there was this old lady on there, and she does a sex show. Now what I stumbled upon was her showing off various sex toys. To see this lady who is undoubtedly someone’s grandma flopping around a dildo talking about how it is one of her favorites… well let’s just say I think I went into some type of shock. I was completely frozen – unable to change the channel, but deeply disturbed at the same. I do believe I have found the antidote to Viagra.