Let’s just say that I had to work on Friday morning at 5 am which is my regular time to go in. That helped solidify the thought of me not going anywhere near a store Friday morning. There was no chance whatsoever of that happening anyway because as we have discussed in detail in the past; I’m really not too fond of people. I think the reason that they call it Black Friday is because when you leave the stores, you are black and blue. God damn people are crazy bastards aren’t they? When you get all of these lazy bastards up around 4 in the morning and then pile them all up into the store at one time together you have to expect problems, which is why people are fighting in Wal Mart. Another reason that people are fighting at Wal Mart is because they advertise shit at this unbelievable price and draw you in. Hey look at these laptop computers for under $400, come on in and get one Friday morning. Let me just say that I looked at the laptop and just because it is a laptop does not make it a good laptop. I wouldn’t have paid anything for it, and if I did get a laptop it wouldn’t have been that piece of shit. How many people were probably at Wal Mart that early in the morning? Realize that a lot of people weren’t even able to get a hold of a cart and they have a shitload of carts in those stores. That means that there were more people than carts in the store before six in the morning; and most of those fuckers didn’t even have their first cup of coffee yet. The next part of this equation is that you have to know there weren’t 800 laptops in each store, more like 18, and that’s being generous. So roughly 500 people, 18 laptops and no coffee; shit, where’s the camera crew when you need one? Orlando Florida, that’s where the camera crew was at. You know damn well that the morning news crews don’t give a lick of shit about people shopping; they are just hoping to god a fight breaks out and they will be there live to catch it on camera. Yeah, a good fight or a great stampede on morning television; nothing brings in the holiday spirit like watching a bunch of cranky cocksuckers being trampled by other cranky cocksuckers. That is definitely must see TV. When these awesome deals are in your paper you need to look at it and realize that half the time the shit that they are selling isn’t top quality, it’s more along the lines of mid to low quality shit. Aren’t you glad you got up for that shit?
Remember a day or two ago I was bitching about the tabloids talking about Jen and Brad and Angelina and Tom and Katie? Well, now they are going to have a new story and I won’t have to see those five degenerates on the front pages, I’ll be subject to Nick and Jessica on the front pages at least through Christmas if not beyond. I’ll get to read about who they are fucking now, what broke them up and the once in a while story of them getting back together. Sadly this will sell millions of papers because that’s all the American public really cares about. Foreign policy or political things, most people either don’t have an opinion about it and they sure the hell won’t read about them, but give them a story about two people who end their marriage and you’ve got a best selling story. No wonder the average IQ in this country is continuing to slip more and more every year.
I didn’t fall asleep last night until after 1am and then like clockwork I woke up at 4am like I was going to work. I didn’t have to go to work today and luckily I didn’t. I got up, did the bathroom thing and then went back to bed. About 30 minutes later I heard this weird ass noise which woke me up and I didn’t know what the hell that was all about. It was loud banging and rattling outside. Had it been June or July I wouldn’t have thought anything of it except oh, it’s thundering and raining outside; but it was November 27th and that kind of shit doesn’t happen this time of year. I got up again for the second time in 4 hours and strolled to the window and pulled back the shade and it was pouring out so hard you could hardly see the neighbors’ house. Add to that the fact that it was lightning and thundering out like gangbusters and we’ve got a little storm on our hands. It really didn’t do anything bad out except for the fact when I turned on the weather channel it said our temperature was only 32 degrees; and 32 degrees is what? It’s the temperature that water freezes at, that’s right. So to recap my wonderful morning, I’ve got close to 4 hours of sleep and something close to an ice storm happening outside my house. It wasn’t coming down as ice luckily, or we probably still wouldn’t have power here, but it was freezing on the roads shortly after falling. I turned on one of my police scanners to listen to the action unfold since I was now wide ass awake and sleep wasn’t going to happen anytime soon. I listened for a while and got to hear how cars were sliding out of control and even the salting trucks had to put chains on because they couldn’t keep on the roads. What a weird ass weather day… to bad it came two days late.
