It’s election day. Did I vote? Hell No. Why? Let’s see, last time I voted, I waited up to see the results and for some reason because Florida was so stupid (and Jeb Bush was down there) I got to wait a couple weeks. I did not vote for George Bush, and was quite disappointed that he unfortunately stole, I mean won the election. I can’t really say that Al Gore was my hero, but a hell of a lot better than the junior fuck up that we elected, I’m sorry, that YOU elected, because I didn’t vote for that fuck. But I don’t want to get off on a tangent here, just mentioning that I didn’t waste my time voting. If I wanted to go out in public and put my hand to use, I’d go to the sperm bank and at least get paid for 15 minutes of jerking off.
