Month: October 2002

Jay’s like King Midas as I was told
Everything that he touched turned to gold
He’s the greatest of the great, get it straight He’s great
Playing fame cause his name is known in every state
His name is Jay, To see him play will make you say
God damn that DJ made my day
Like the butcher the baker, the candlestick maker
He’s a maker a breaker, and a title taker
Like the little old lady who lived in a shoe
If cuts were kids he would beat you
Not lyin y’all he’s the best I know, and if I lie my nose will grow
Like a little wooden boy named Pinocchio, and you all know how the story go
JAM MASTER JAY 1965-2002

Hey… It’s my birthday. Let’s all celebrate.

Ok, now that we got that shit out of the way, lets move onto more pressing matters. Saw something real disturbing on television today that completely shocked, amazed and made me stand up and take notice. No… nothing to do with CNN or the sniper today, I saw a commercial for Cottenelle bathroom tissue.

The commercial was showing people’s asses, and mentioning something about how you know you’ve cleaned or something. This is the first time that I remember in my life that a toilet paper commercial actually referred to someone’s ass! Imagine that, on my birthday even. I feel so happy.

Now on to the whole sniper thing. Hey, they caught those fuckers on my birthday too. Exactly when do I get a present here anyway? Did you see the Police/FBI press conference tonight? Looked like a Grammy Acceptance speech to me. I was waiting for them to thank J-Lo or some shit. Only thing that bothers me is the stupid duck in the noose comment they wanted them to make. Is there another one out there somewhere? A third man possibly? Wait until everyone feels safe and strike again? Well, guess I should take my hypothetical ass over to CNN, could probably get a job there.

Wow, the media sounds kinda pissy that they are being used as communication tool between the police and the sniper. What’s the matter, afraid you might actually help someone? Everytime these news people interview someone, one of their questions is have you ever heard of the media being used as a communication tool such as this? Hey, if you don’t like it, shut the fuck up.

Second day off, not much new going on. At least its not snowing today, although it hasn’t all melted yet either.

Ventured out of the house today, didn’t do to much though, just a little shopping. I’m almost bored, but not quite yet.

Been getting my daily dose of CNN while I’m off. I guess I just don’t see why they give the sniper so much press. Do they not realize that’s exactly what psycho’s want? He shoots someone this morning and now CNN can’t shut the hell up about it. Isn’t that gratification of some sort?

Holy shit! Woke up this morning and there was about six inches of snow on the ground. What in the hell? I am on vacation this week and I wake up to a winter wonderland. I dispute the wonderland part myself.

What a wonderful week. I am off work this whole week! Can ya tell I am so happy not to be working this week? I am going to job hunt this week, and hopefully find a new job and get out of my old job completely, probably without notice. Oh well, fuck em.

Had some kind of sinus infection thing going on from Tuesday to Thursday, so I was hardly on here, didn’t do any page work on either site. I have been playing around a little bit, but have nothing online yet, and probably won’t until mid week sometime.

Bought the new Uncle Kracker CD No Stranger to Shame today, sounds pretty good so far.

What in the hell is wrong with the East Coast? Terrorists, snipers, anthrax, damn… does it never end?

Guess I will cross that off my list of places to go.

I am working on a new page, so I will probably be ignoring this one for awhile. I will try to blog when I can and whatnot, but won’t be adding any new pages for sometime. The new page is a 3rd Bass fanpage. Located here, check it out and see my progress.

Had a kid in today, well maybe in his late teens, ask me for some hydrocortisone cream because sometimes he gets “like burns” between his legs. Wow, ya know, right after that I need hydro part, I was fine. No explanation needed Bucky.

Got off early again today, mowed my lawn. From the time I got home til an hour or better after I was done, my neighbor mowed his lawn. Actually he had on the bagger and was mulching/sucking up his leaves to put in a bag. He did this repeatedly trying to get all the leaves out of his yard. Why are people so damn anal about leaves in their yards? It’s fucking October. I could see if it was July, but its fall, that’s what the leaves do this time of year. Do you not think there will be more there tomorrow? There will be. Lots of them. In fact, I will purposely go outside and shake my trees tonight in hopes some of the leaves fly into his yard!

Almost a week, oh well.

Got off work early today, that place is going to hell real fast.

Why is it that sick people seem to think I can tell them what to take? Come up to me coughing and spewing out germs asking me what should I take? Well, for starters you should take your sick ass the hell away from me.

Am I sick? No, and I don’t intend on getting sick either.

Second, do I look like a doctor? Go ask someone in the pharmacy, they get paid to know that shit. If you ask me, you might end up dying from an OD or something. Take Sudafed. No, not just one, the whole box… fucking people.

Woke up this morning, and there was a new message on my cable box. When you get a message on the box, you have to go into the menu and select message and hit enter to read it.

Guess what the message was?

It was a message telling us how to get our messages from the cable box. What the fuck?

Who in the hell thought of this? If I know how to get my messages, then WHY THE FUCK DO I NEED INSTRUCTIONS? And if I don’ t know how to get them, the message isn’t going to do me any good, BECAUSE I WOULDN’T KNOW HOW TO GET IT!! And these are the same people that make out my bill.

Only 23 more days til my birthday. Just thought I’d give you all a heads up in order to avoid late presents.

I put my first flash thing on my page. It is not what the finished product will look like, but isn’t bad considering I have only had about 4 hours of practice.

Job still sucks, don’t expect it to get any better. Hopefully something better will come along soon. I can’t take too much more of this shit.