The Top 20

You know, one of the things that always interests me is how people find my sites that I make. I am an information hog and I like to dig through the stats of my websites on almost a daily basis. Just for the hell of it I thought I would post up what people are searching for when they unwillingly wind up here. I do feel sorry for the dumb asses that are searching for real help and wind up on my tips page. So anyway, in a way to sluff off writing a real entry, I’m just going to post the top 20 search strings from each of my sites, enjoy:
disgruntledhuman.com Total Hits in Feb: 35,572
1. walmart sucks
2. mtv sucks
3. customers suck
4. wal-mart sucks
5. violence on television
6. golfing tips
7. wal mart sucks
8. mtv
9. massage therapy pictures
10. police scanners
11. disgruntledhuman.com
12. realistic police scanners
13. shadd rap
14. asshole customers
15. broken english klik
16. pisses me off
17. should i get a divorce
18. wal-mart
19. walmart problems
20. walmart suck
blog.disgruntledhuman.com Total Hits in Feb: 7,177
1. orajel penis
2. benzocane
3. hooters shirts
4. human fuck
5. blow shit up
6. evangelical bullshit
7. goddamn that dj made my day
8. human and fucking
9. human painting
10. human shit
11. jessica miles
12. lawsuits against mc donald’s
13. waiter blog
14. arthicreme company
15. artificial dog balls
16. bachelorrete news
17. bad cigarettes
18. blow shit up comic
19. bob vila fired from this old house
20. bridget marks

3rdbass.disgruntledhuman.com Total Hits in Feb: 81,472
1. 3rd bass
2. mc serch
3. lucy ball
4. pete nice
5. gas face
6. prime minister pete nice
7. who’s on third
8. monte hall
9. pete nice baseball
10. zev love x
11. 3rd bass bio
12. word serch
13. 3 blind mice
14. bass pictures
15. gas face video
16. pop goes the weasel
17. queens pictures
18. back to the grill again lyrics
19. darkness pictures
20. face pictures

There is also the 3rd Bass message boards I have, although there really isn’t any searching since the board is linked to the page and most find it through that, the board has had 41,055 hits this month.

cartman.disgruntledhuman.com Total Hits in Feb: 7,560 (a far cry from the 708,856 hits back in July 2004)
1. cartman special olympics
2. eric cartman
3. cartman
4. cartman for president
5. eric cartman special olympics
6. special olympics cartman
7. cartman suck my balls
8. election* cartman
9. eric t cartman
10. eric t. cartman
11. hella cool
12. pictures of stan and wendy from southpark
13. stan marsh pictures
14. timmy living a lie
15. bad kitty my chicken pot pie
16. butters alter ego
17. cartman and special olympics
18. cartman chicken pot pie
19. cartman eating cheesy poofs picture
20. cartman email