Author: David

Almost a week, oh well.

Got off work early today, that place is going to hell real fast.

Why is it that sick people seem to think I can tell them what to take? Come up to me coughing and spewing out germs asking me what should I take? Well, for starters you should take your sick ass the hell away from me.

Am I sick? No, and I don’t intend on getting sick either.

Second, do I look like a doctor? Go ask someone in the pharmacy, they get paid to know that shit. If you ask me, you might end up dying from an OD or something. Take Sudafed. No, not just one, the whole box… fucking people.

Woke up this morning, and there was a new message on my cable box. When you get a message on the box, you have to go into the menu and select message and hit enter to read it.

Guess what the message was?

It was a message telling us how to get our messages from the cable box. What the fuck?

Who in the hell thought of this? If I know how to get my messages, then WHY THE FUCK DO I NEED INSTRUCTIONS? And if I don’ t know how to get them, the message isn’t going to do me any good, BECAUSE I WOULDN’T KNOW HOW TO GET IT!! And these are the same people that make out my bill.

Only 23 more days til my birthday. Just thought I’d give you all a heads up in order to avoid late presents.

I put my first flash thing on my page. It is not what the finished product will look like, but isn’t bad considering I have only had about 4 hours of practice.

Job still sucks, don’t expect it to get any better. Hopefully something better will come along soon. I can’t take too much more of this shit.

Wow, Sunday. What the hell happened to the weekend anyway? Back to lovely work once again tomorrow. Can’t wait. Oh yes I can.

I have recently acquired Macromedia Flash, so I will be toying around with that later on, and hopefully getting good enough at it to put some cool stuff on my pages.

My life is pretty boring lately, in case you haven’t noticed. Went to a birthday party today, but other than that, not much happening here.

It’s Tuesday! Big fuckin’ whoop. I touched up my homepage a little bit. Just sorta a facelift. Got rid of a couple somewhat dead links and added a new one “cliches”. This is all those old cliches that your parents and grandparents used your whole life. I basically just look at them and in my own way… tear them apart.

Woke up this morning around 1am to hear loud bangs outside and some punk teenagers talking. When I looked outside I noticed that the mailbox was missing. Now this is not some cheapo mailbox, it’s one of those heavy duty Rubbermaid all in one boxes. So it was not where it belonged, although I did spot it in the yard. I called the police and got to stand in my yard at 1:30am and talk to them and retrieve my mailbox. Don’t you just love teenagers? My only sense of satisfaction in this whole thing is knowing that they are probably a couple of worthless loser teenage boys that have no future in life. They probably are either neglected or abused at home and will be in jail by the time they are 18. They will never have a decent job and probably spend the rest of their ignorant loser lives in and out of the slammer, and living off welfare when they aren’t in jail.

Welfare.

My tax dollars.

Fuck.

Just think, if baseball players would have went on strike, we never would have gotten to see two of the biggest hicks I’ve ever seen on TV. Father and son, and probably brothers too, attacking the first base coach. What in the hell was that all about anyway? This is a definite sign that we need to add some more chlorine to the gene pool.

Some old lady today decided to tell me that this generic bubble bath we sell is her favorite. Now not only did I really not give a shit, but now I have this horrible image of some 80 year old woman taking a bubble bath. God damn I wish therapy was free.

I am filling out a survey for my job. Here is what I put in for my comments: “I hate my job and I hate this company. I have worked in this store for 7 1/2 years and since Nash Finch has taken over it has gone straight to hell. I have no ill feelings towards my coworkers because they feel the same way I do. I have worked in other stores owned by Nash and this feeling is there also. Reward and praise is nonexistent. The only time our job is commented on is when it’s negative feedback. I have not been given a review or raise for the past 3 1/2 years, which just happens to be the same time Nash took over. This store used to be like a family, with the small town/store attitude. Now we just show up to get paid. The latest threat from corporate was if we didn’t meet our labor, we would be fired: good morale raiser huh? For a company that expects us to bend over backwards for our customers – they don’t know how to treat their employees.”

Do you know what today was? It was the one week anniversary of the one year anniversary of 9/11/01. Just thought I’d throw that one at you.

Saw on the news now that some study in England says Multiple Sclerosis may be sexually transmitted. Damn, and you thought you were having trouble getting laid before. Here muppets are getting AIDS, and you’re getting MS. Remember when the worst that could happen was you might get pregnant? Maybe a case of the itch’s. I think it’s a government plot to get us to stop having sex. I’m waiting for them to say that masturbation causes cancer. Well, at least we’ll all be fucked then.

Well, it’s Tuesday!!

Ok, not as much excitement as if it was Friday huh?

So what’s been goin on in the news lately? Iraq? Nah, who gives a shit about that, if you want to hear about that, go to CNN or something.

Here’s some news I heard. On the Africa version of Sesame Street, there is going to be an HIV positive muppet on the show. Well I guess it goes without saying to always wear a condom when you’re fucking a muppet! Where does a muppet get AIDS from anyway? My first guess would be the guy that has his hand up it’s ass all day long, but I’m not a doctor.

Wow, has it been that long since I did this? Oh well, no big loss. Found this very interesting tidbit in the news, thought I’d pass it along.

LEICESTER, England (Reuters) – Sex was first recognized in the fossil records more than 500 million years ago and the oldest known penis is about 100 million years old, a conference heard on Friday. Ok, they actually had a conference on a 100 million year old penis? That is just too damn funny just makes me laugh. “To my knowledge it is the oldest penis. I don’t know of any older,” Professor David Siveter, of the University of Leicester, told the British Association science conference.

And here I thought that Bob Hope held that title. Shows what I know. Sounds like Guiness Book Record material to me. In fact the ostracod fossil had not one penis but two. Gee and there’s another record. I can see the cloning/genetic splicing going on right now. Man grows second penis!! Oh well, its better news than I’m getting on CNN nowadays!

Know what I did? I shut my stupid TV off.

I have had it, I do believe that somewhere in your mind, there is an overload circuit that can only take oh so much reflections from one year ago. Tonight on one of the local channels there was a moment of silence, then after that, it said “this moment of silence was brought to you by Arby’s” Well isn’t that special? Corporate sponsored moments of silence. Who isn’t making money off this tragedy? I think I have seen just about everyone’s story now from where they were or what they were doing on that day. Even the Weather Channel is doing some looking back on it. I kinda thought television was a form of escapism, but not today, not even for a little bit.