How do you save yourself some dough on Valentine’s Day? You dump your bitch. But what happens if your bitch dumps you? Just ask Ken what happens when Barbie dumped his ass for some surfer dude. No more Barbie Playhouse, sweet rides, or messing around with Babie’s little friends.
Why would Barbie dump Ken after 40 some years of being with him? Many have said his avoidance of marriage, but I don’t think that is it at all. I’m thinking more along the lines of the not anatomically correct thing. After 40 years I’m sure Barbie has realized that her man wasn’t really packing anything down there. Back in the 60’s things were a little stricter so he could get away with the lacking in the crotch region because they couldn’t even sleep in the same bed. Now Barbie has all sorts of toys and I’m sure she’s had GI Joe in her foxhole more than once. This breakup was more than inevitable.