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Ok, thanks to the impending rains we are expecting there will be no camping trip this weekend. We have already been put under a flood watch because of what is expected to hit here. Therefore I need to find other things to do this weekend. Maybe I should build myself an ark, just incase. Of course rain eliminates fishing and golfing both, so there, I’m stuck inside. That ark thing looks cool, but I highly doubt I will get to that now. It’s the new millennium, they have inflatable rafts and shit now, no need for all that construction. Who do I look like over here; Norm Abram?

What I will probably do is scoot down to Eau Claire for the day. Also have to buy a Powerball and hope that pans out. I saw a sweet ass vehicle the other day. It resembled a station wagon. A bad ass station wagon. The new Dodge Magnum is what I’m talking about of course. That thing just looks so fucking sweet and I think I would actually buy one if I won the money. Of course then I would probably spend the remaining money on the gas it would take to drive that damn thing all around town.

So far this year there are actually three CD’s that I intend on purchasing. Everlast is coming out with a new one next Tuesday the 25th. The Beastie Boys are finally returning with a new one on June 15th and Uncle Kracker is releasing his third on June 29. I’m pretty sure Eminem will be releasing a new one sometime this year as well, so that will make four that I buy. That will probably be a new record for me considering my past purchases in the last few years. Why don’t I purchase every new CD that has come out? Well, it’s mostly because the quality of the music sucks. I will buy these CD’s because I have all of the work from these artists and will continue to support them, however when Joe Blow releases a one hit wonder and the rest of his album is filled with shit, I will opt to pass on the purchase of his frisbee/coaster; whichever it becomes first since I won’t be listening to the shit. I can always wait the three months until that shit ends up in the $1.99 pile with the notch chopped out of the side. Then I might steal it.