If you needed me to tell you that it is December 25th, then apparently Santa didn’t bring you the brain that everyone that knows you asked him to bring. Tonight is the night. Powerball is at 280 Million. Although I haven’t got a snowballs chance in Hell of winning, I have already planned out about half of the first years winnings. Houses, cars, boats… every relative that I didn’t even know existing calling me within 24 hours of going public. People begging for money at every street corner, people I can’t even stand claiming they were my friends. Every person with something to sell asking me to buy their product. All the news channels hounding me for an interview. Strange women claiming I was their baby’s daddy. Damn, that kinda sucks. But I would have 280 million, so fuck it.
