Yeah, it looks that way. In case you’re hip hop illiterate I’ll school you. MC Serch is 1/3 of the rap group 3rd Bass (Prime Minister Pete Nice being the other mic man and Daddy Rich being the DJ). Of course if you’ve been paying attention you’d know that the other website I run is a fan site all about 3rd Bass. Is this big? Yeah, it sure the fuck is… bigger than words can express… so I digress.
I went to the urgent care last week because I was having stomach problems. I guess it was just a pulled muscle because I’m fine now, but when I was there the doctor I happened to see that day mentioned that I was way overdue for a full physical including a cholesterol test and a diabetes test. Well, that ended up being today. I now remember why I have put off a physical for so long. It’s not the drawing of blood, I can deal with that. It’s not even the doctor holding my nuts and making me cough. It’s the finger up the ass checking my prostate health. You have no idea how glad I am that I’m not a woman. He was only up there for about 30 seconds tops and I couldn’t take it. Imagine if I had another hole to look into; it’s times like this I’m glad I have a penis.
Well, next week begins hell week at work, in fact it’s two weeks of hell. We are going to have a total store reset. The bad part is the first reset they drew up was pretty extravagant and it involved moving almost everything in the store to places it actually made sense. For instance they were going to move all of the bottled water and sport drinks down the same aisle as the pop. Well now they aren’t going to. Why you ask, because the other way would have made more sense and apparently we don’t like doing shit like that. They are going to totally butcher the HBC department still. Honestly it’s about time because it’s sat like it is now since I did my resets way back in the day. It still pisses me off that they showed us this awesome reset that made a lot of sense and then they come back and give us this reset that at best I’d call lazy. It’s like someone telling you they’re going to give you a Harley, then they come back and go… here’s your Huffy. Bastards.
Are you sure that thing is a penis? Is that what your Mommy toldja?
Are you sure that thing is a penis? Is that what your Mommy toldja?
Yes, be very glad for the penis. It gets you out of lovely things like pap smears and giving birth…
And you also get to pee standing up, which has to be handy.
Yes, be very glad for the penis. It gets you out of lovely things like pap smears and giving birth…
And you also get to pee standing up, which has to be handy.