Friday, April 18

It’s Good Friday. I’m off every weekend, so every Friday is good to me. Always good to get paid and then have two days off to blow it in. Nah, actually I’ve been saving money since I’ve been on this Atkin’s Diet, so I have damn near $1,000 bucks saved up already. Too bad those bastards at Ford Credit seem to think I should still make monthly payments. Oh well, live and learn I guess.

I was reading in the news that Germany is trying to market a condom that will have an anesthetic in it to numb the penis and prolong the act. An anesthetic in a condom? That would be different to say the least. Maybe they can do the commercials for those retro like the old Reeses PB cup ads. Hey, you got Orajel on my Trojan…Hey you got your Trojan in my Orajel. Well, now you know why I’m not an ad executive.

Wednesday was one hell of a day. It took me almost an hour to get home from work, a drive that normally takes about 20 minutes. It was icing up so bad out there I saw at least 4 cars in the ditch on the way home. I only slid once, but luckily not into the ditch like the other goofy shits I saw. I think I topped out at 35MPH that day. Yesterday was still cold, but not icy at all. Today we were supposed to make it to 55, but didn’t go past 45. Saturday they are saying 60’s, but we’ll see.