Ok, what the hell happened here? I get some mondo shit virus for like the past 24 hours or something. I was up from 4-6 this morning in the bathroom almost nonstop. What the hell was that all about? Goddamn Valentine’s Day anyway.
So… today is the day. It’s Judgment day. No, not that stupid Colin Powell shit on CNN, (in case you’re wondering, Colin Powell is to George Bush as Monica Lewinsky is to Bill Clinton – don’t make me draw you a picture.) I mean it’s buy some candy and flowers or sleep on the couch day. I am so glad this day turned into some major lame-ass holiday like this. Do you know the origins of Valentines? If not, too bad. I don’t believe Hallmark, Candy, or Roses are anywhere in there though. Funny huh?