Ha Ha Georgia… you got Punk’d

So this last weekend I was watching the news and they were talking about the missing bride on all the channels. Jennifer Wilbanks decided a couple days before her big wedding in front of over 500 people that she didn’t want to go through with it so she took off. Of course not telling anyone made everyone in her family freak out and start the searching process; wasting precious police resources community service. Well of course Saturday morning when I got up to go to work I flip on the TV and they are saying that she was found down in Albuquerque, saying she was kidnapped. By the time I got home from work Saturday the tune had changed. Now they were saying she made the whole story up. I do love it when my gut feelings are correct. I hadn’t really been following the story from the start, but when I saw the report of her being found Saturday Morning I called bullshit on her abduction story right away. Now for all her fun she might end up facing some legal woes. This should be a warning to all of you crazy kids out there thinking of imitating this type of behavior. If you do all of this and then you’re found and you claim to have been kidnapped and you’re stringing the family along with the nation along… get a hold of Ashton Kutcher. That’s right, no matter what you do wrong, if Ashton comes out at the end, it’s OK. He just runs out and lets you know that your ass got Punk’d and then everyone has a chuckle and you move on. No charges filed or anything. Ah, the beautiful magic blur of television.

As far as my site CSS redesign goes, I think it will start tomorrow night. I don’t know if it will be uploaded, it will depend on how much of the new stuff I polish off and put on the site. I think I have 4 new articles that will be going on the site; all into the humor section. Although I have done most of my text on my sites in the past with CSS, this will be my first CSS layout page I’ve done. So far I can say I really like working with CSS.

Family Guy was awesome last night. The opening part was on point with Peter naming off all of the shows that have come and gone since Family Guy was last on Fox. The Pinocchio part cracked me up. You could probably lie, I wouldn’t even know. Sadly, I think the first episode of Family Guy was funnier than the entire first half of the season of South Park this year. Then again I could just be forgetting the funny stuff from those episodes too. Well since I don’t do church, I now have something to look forward to on Sundays too.

It looks like starting Wednesday we are going to actually have some decent weather. It fucking snowed again today. I can’t believe it is snowing in May still. We are supposed to be having temps in the mid 70’s by the end of the week though. All I can say is we better have nice weather on its way, because I’m sick and tired of this winter bullshit. I would graciously accept temperatures in the 50’s or 60’s this time of year, but when you have to struggle to hit 35… well I think we’re getting Punk’d.