Now that Johnnie Cochran has died and gone to wherever it is that your religion says dead people go to, Michael Jackson may be in a bit of a bind. I think if one person could have gotten him off on the charges it would have to be Johnnie. Of course most courts don’t allow zombie defense, so Michael is going to have to take another route.
I think I could get him off. Well, off the charges, not actually get him off. Hell I’m 31 for Christ’s sake, way too old for Michael. Shit, your honor, strike that last statement from the records, the one I said. See, I’m learning this law stuff rather quick. Anyway, the way I see it, Michael didn’t molest any of the boys. Here’s what happened, now listen closely. The one boy that was claiming molestation is a little special. You see, he only has one hand, and on the other hand he only has four fingers. Mr. Jackson was merely trying to play “This Little Piggy” with the boy and simply ran out of piggies. Sure this little piggy went to market and this little piggy stayed home and this little piggy had roast beef, and this little piggy had none and this… damn, no more fingers. Of course my client found a fifth little piggy to go wee wee wee all the way home. Now some of you may be thinking why not go for the feet, but let’s be honest, if he did that there would be four extra piggies that wouldn’t be part of the story. Another thing, if the little piggy missing goes wee wee wee, what better piggy than the wee wee? He made Thriller dammit! Your honor, the defense rests.
I guess you can tell why I’m going to school for web page design and not for law. If I was Jackson’s lawyer he’d already be in prison. Of course that’s what I’m all ready for is to start learning tomorrow. I’m hoping it stays as a fun thing for me and doesn’t become a pain in the ass. I do enjoy creating web pages so it would be nice to get better at it and eventually get paid to do it.
I think the nice weather may finally be here although I’m not sure because obviously this is Wisconsin. We had snow flurries in May, which I don’t really remember happening in the past and just the other day we had an extremely hard frost. That’s too much shit for me especially when we have a few nice days in the mid 70’s close to 80. Hell, I haven’t even gone golfing yet, not even to a driving range. I did get to go out fishing on one of the days that managed to creep above 65 degrees. Of course now I don’t know how much my school will take up of my time so therefore I don’t know how the golfing and fishing is going to go.