Inventory and Idiots

Tomorrow is inventory time again. We only do it three times a year but it is still a slight pain in the ass. In my department I run a perpetual inventory so I can usually complete my entire department in roughly three hours. All of my open stock is in totes and anything that is in a tote is already counted on the running inventory sheets so that is just a copy there, then all I have to do is make sure my credits are done and count any miscellaneous bullshit laying around. So, tomorrow is the big day, but I’ve already got to be there for the bookkeeping. I will just have to work a little extra tomorrow to make sure that I’m good to go. Hate when I get those extra hours.

I have a question that I am sure I have posed here before, but I must bring up the topic once again. What in the hell is wrong with people that use AOL thinking that they have to use ALL CAPS ALL THE TIME AND ALWAYS PUT A LOT OF !!!! AND ??? IN THE DAMN SENTANCE. Oops, I actually used a period in that sentence, shouldn’t have because they are punctuation challenged as well. Of course I’m talking about my two welfare Wal Mart supporters that have emailed me in the past whining about how unfair it is that I pick on the retail giant (funny, my name is David).
So anyway, these idiots never reply to anything I’ve ever said and I’ve finally figured it out. I didn’t put it in their language. What I’ve been trying to convey to these idiots is this: You can tell me whatever you want to and I don’t really care. In fact if you could construct a sentence like a normal human being I might actually consider putting your rebuttal on my site. However since you are obviously a retard I am unable to communicate with you on your 4th Grade reading level. Arguing my points with stupid one line emails is nothing, then when I reply to you and you avoid me like the Olsen Twins at a buffet it just shows me how lame you really are.

Of course you can’t understand what I just said so thanks to this website I can communicate to you in your native tongue. Enjoy.

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