Kitty Cat Hunting

Welcome to Wisconsin. Here we have beautiful scenery, many lakes to fish out of, and plenty of wildlife. Apparently too much wildlife. What is sure to be one of the stupidest things to ever bring attention to this state, there is going to be a debate about making feral cats fair game. According to what I’ve read, they want to make it so anyone who has a small game license can go around and shoot feral cats, and this will be decided in April. Why do we need to waste our time debating shit like this? If you want to shoot the cat, just shoot it and leave me out of it. Now I suppose we’ll get everyone from those PETA assholes and every other tree hugging hippy out there into our state on April 11. That’s just great, I’m glad this shit is going to be in the southern part of the state so I don’t have to get involved. I haven’t heard PETA charm in on this yet, but give it time, they are probably throwing blood on people they don’t like at the moment and haven’t had time to respond. So perhaps next fall many people will flock to Wisconsin to shoot cats. You can come visit me at my new place of business… Disgruntled Human’s Cataxedermy Shop. That’s right, you shoot the cats and I’ll stuff the little bastards. Not only will we be taking care of the feral cat population, but I’ll be helping you clutter your house up with more useless shit. Cat killing, a plan that works for everyone.

In other great news, this time nothing to do with my state, the new season of South Park starts tonight. Hopefully tonight will be a good show since the last couple seasons; the first show was pretty good. I guess in an hour I will know.

Work still sucks, but did you expect any more? This dollar day shit is really starting to get on my nerves big time. Every time I turn around I’m being told that we are going to have more and more dollar days. The big reset that was supposed to happen still hasn’t, and even though every time I talk to one of the suits I hear “it’s going to happen”, much like Santa Claus; I’ve stopped believing.
I guess the only thing to do is bring in all the dollar days these douche bags want, watch my gross profit fall and then listen to them bitch because it fell so sharply.

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