Oh Roy

It’s Sunday, that means back to work tomorrow. Wait a minute, I had to go to work today. Why in the fuck did I do that on a Sunday? I don’t really know yet, but it will buy me a little time off at some point during the week, that’s for sure. Supposedly there were some big wigs stopping by and I had to go in and make sure everything was ready for them. The bad part is that they never really show up anyway. They say they’re going to come visit the store, but they never do.

It’s going to be warm next week. They are saying highs in the middle 70’s. That’s fucking shorts weather after going through highs only in the 40’s and 50’s for a couple of weeks. Too bad it’s not going to get even warmer out, I always like it when the weather does some fucked up stuff that baffles the local weatherman. Just to watch him side step and try to explain something he has no real clue of amuses me.

I saw on the news that Roy of the wonder duo Siegfried & Roy was attacked by one of their tigers live on stage. That would have been worth the price of admission alone. I can see it now reenacted on FOX’s When Animals Attack. Actually they don’t need to reenact it, because it was probably being taped. If not on FOX, then on Real TV. I suppose that’s the first time he was unwillingly mauled by a male. Tiger that is.