You can tell Christmas is in the air can’t you? Know how? Every year around this time something really special happens. They run ads for The Clapper and for Chia Pets. You hardly would know that these goofy ass products even exist until this time of year, then BAM, there they are on your television for you to see and buy. And where do you buy these wonderful items at? Why Kmart of course. Who in the hell else would advertise this leftover from 1987 shit besides them?
