It’s Sunday, can you tell how happy I am? I get to go back to work tomorrow. I was watching TV last night around 3 or so in the morning. Why is there even television on at that time? I guess in that tired ass frame of mind I might actually consider ordering a Tony Little Gazelle, or one of those new sauce pans that you can pour the water out of, or anything that Billy Mays can pull out of his ass. Speaking of infomercials and Billy, what is up with him anyway? He’s way too excited to be on TV at 3 am. He makes everything sound way better than it is. This guy could take a shit in a box, make you think you needed it, and sell it to you… at 3 in the morning anyway.
It snowed again last night while I was watching my infomercials. You know, I wouldn’t mind if it would just snow and get it over with, but this little 1 inch at a time bullshit is really getting on my nerves. If it has to snow, just snow, let me get my big ass snowblower out and take care of it, I don’t want to shovel everytime the driveway gets frosted, and I don’t want to look like the retard out snowblowing with a John Deere for 1″ of snow either, I need to invent something to clean the driveway off with a lot less effort, where’s that fuckin Billy Mays when you need him?