Thursday, January 23

You know what is McTriffic? The class action suit brought up against Mc Donald’s has been thrown out by the judge. It’s about time someone in this country thought with their brain for once.

I am so sick and tired of everyone suing someone because they were too fucking stupid to use their brain and think. If you eat two burgers a day from Mc Donald’s or any other fast food restaurant, chances are you will get fat. If you don’t get fat then fuck you, you fast metabolism sun of a bitch. At least your arteries will clog and your skinny ass will have a stroke or something, but it will be your own fault, not the people that sold you the food.

What’s next? Are we going to sue Kodak because the pictures taken with their camera doesn’t quite look good enough? The only way you should be able to sue a fast food place is if they showed up every night at your house and forced this food down your throat. If you go into the place on your own free will and order the food, and pay for it with your money, then it’s YOUR fault… get it?

Let’s break it down quickly so we have no more stupid lawsuits. Cigarettes – BAD… If you smoke to much and get cancer, it’s your fault. Liquor – BAD… If you drink too much and need a new liver, it’s your fault. Food – BAD… If you eat too much and get fat and sick, it’s your own fault. Air Quality – BAD… If you go to LA or another big city and breathe the nasty smoggy air and get lung cancer, it’s your own fault. Computer – BAD… If you get carpal tunnel, funky eyes, neck ache, back problems… your own damn fault, so don’t sue me fucker.