Wow, I didn’t blog much at all last month, except for my one power blog on the last day of the month. I have to tell you, I was doing important work which explains my absence. I spent all of January on a cross country trek trying to help the Amish get ready for the digital TV conversion. It was a fun month, I got to milk cows and drink goat milk and hook DTV conversion boxes to fireplaces. Hopefully that will pass as community service in the judge’s eyes.
Speaking of the Amish and fireplaces… does anyone really believe that these heating units/fake fireplaces are being built by the Amish? That shit is mass produced just like everything else on the infomercial forefront. The only way I would buy any of that lame shit is if Billy Mays was selling it. Well him or that goofy Sham-Wow guy. What is it about wearing a mic/earphone headpiece from 1998 that makes you such a dick? To tell you the truth, I don’t think those Sham-Wow’s work well anyway.
There’s a phrase I love… To tell you the truth. Is our society so filled with lies and untruths, that we have to say that and warn people that we aren’t going to lie now?
Wow Jim, I really have no luck with the ladies lately.
Tim, to tell you the truth, you’ve never been good with the ladies.
Seriously, why don’t we do that when we lie to people? To totally lie to you, you are the most beautiful woman I know… oh no, the wart compliments your facial features. Yes, cellulite is in for 2009.
You know, to be honest with you, I don’t trust anyone who says to tell you the truth.