I set up Valentines today. What a wonderfully stupid holiday that is anyway. What the hell is the point of this day anyway? I put up gorillas that whistle at you, and dancing fucking hamsters that sing stupid songs. How did we get to this point. Buy some chocolate, get laid and have a good Valentines… you don’t need singing stupid stuffed animals to express your love for someone, and if you do, you’re fucking insecure and lame. See, that’s how I am, straight and to the point, fuck Dr. Phil, come to me with your problems.
