Tuesday, May 6

Ahhh, it’s almost like Friday. That’s because I won’t be at my lame-ass job tomorrow. Nope, I’ll be on the golf course for a couple rounds of golf. That’s always better than going to work. I’m off Friday also, but it seems to me that it wants to rain that day. Oh well, I guess I will just hang around indoors that day. Still beats fucking working.

What the fuck is up with the weather lately? 83 tornadoes in one day Sunday? Damn. That is one of those things that I am so fascinated by, yet it scares the shit out of me. I’ve always wanted to see one in person, but I would probably shit my pants in reality. I can’t get enough of them, whenever I see them on the news or see the specials on TLC or TWC I have to watch.

I read that some DJ’s got suspended because they played the Dixie Chicks on their station. What the fuck? How fucking anal are we in this country? Why don’t you just not eat some fucking french fries while you’re not listening to the Dixie Chicks. Not liking the president isn’t a crime. I don’t like him, I didn’t vote for him. As a matter of fact, I don’t like the Dixie Chicks either. It has nothing to do with their opinions on George, it’s the fact that I think they suck. Does that make me bad? Nope, that’s called my opinion and because I am an American, I have the right to say shit like that. And just to go on the record, I like French Fries and French Toast. I even like French’s Mustard you fuckwads.