What ever happened to ring?

Ok, it is my first day with my brand new high tech, state of the art GSM cellular phone. It has cool games on it like bowling and I can go online if I want with it, and I can even use my existing instant messengers. I’m told you can also call up and talk to other people on it as well, amazing shit this technology. I do have one complaint for my new phone in this ultra hi-tech world. Why can’t it just fucking ring? It doesn’t ring, it fucking sings, and I don’t need a phone that sings; I need one that fucking rings. I was out and about today and it ‘rang’, and I didn’t even notice it. I heard some odd melody playing and just thought it was some crappy music being played at the store I was in. It wasn’t until later that I looked at my phone and realized that I had one missed call. So I went through all the ring tones looking for one that possibly resembled an actual ringing of the phone. Well, of the 20 or so tones in my phone, a ring sound isn’t one of them. I can however have the Mexican Hat Dance or the Chicken Dance as my ring if I want, but of course, no ring. I guess if you want to know what my phone is, it is a Gameboy that was made smaller and had some phone capabilities stuck in with it.

In other news, I went out and bought a new pair of shoes. I have been putting that off for quite some time, even though my old ones look like a mouse got in them and took parts to build a nest somewhere. Funny how I can put off something like shoes but a new cell phone… sign me up! I didn’t go the fancy multi-colored tennis shoes this time around like I normally do either. I went for function today. Damn, I must be getting old. I never do that, grey hair check: SHIT.