You Gashole

Yesterday was my day off. I put $16 worth of gas in my car and then when I get into the car and start it up, it is only half full. Ain’t that a bitch? We are currently at $2.17 a gallon here. Actually 2.179, which never made any sense to me. Just round that fucker off, because the last time I checked my money only went out two decimal places; not three. If I didn’t work over 20 miles from home, I’d start biking there. I am shocked that is the price of gas, because I honestly figured it would be somewhere around 2.25 to 2.50 for the holiday weekend. In fact, if they put it up to 2.50 for the holiday weekend then they could make enough money to lower it after the holiday. Make all those fuckers that are out traveling the weekend away pay out the ass to give the rest of us a break.

Why would I suggest that do you ask? Well, because the only traveling I will be doing this weekend is to and home from work. I get to work this wonderful weekend. A three day weekend for most, four for some lucky fuckers out there. I will get my three day weekend, just a week later than most. I will comp myself next week and end up with the belated holiday. I just hope the weather is nicer next weekend. Yes, did I mention that part yet? The weather is going to be rainy and stormy here this weekend. Just in time for Memorial day. You can never go wrong in Wisconsin by guessing shitty weather for a holiday. It seems that’s the only time the weatherman is right anymore, when he predicts shitty weather.