Well, another day done. It’s Saturday and I didn’t win the Powerball as planned. There were so many good things that I could have done with 200 million. I had planned on contributing to several charities of my choosing such as; Best Buy, Ferrari, Porsche and Lamborghini to name a few. Oh well, everything happens for a reason I guess. I’m sure some 90-year-old won who is just going to die and leave it all to her cat in less than a year. Motherfucker is probably rigged anyway.
I noticed the fireworks stopped a lot earlier than they did last night. It’s one of those things you want to go outside and say hey fuckers, that was yesterday, get your drunk ass back in the house.
I went golfing today. Not exactly the best outing I have been on. Went to a new small 9 hole course around here. When I called for the Tee Time they told me 2:12. Now that is not a normal time, usually they do it in like 10 to 15 minute intervals, meaning they overbooked. On at least three occasions we had one of the employees drive up to us and ask if we could hurry up a little. Gee…should I try using both hands when I hold my club? What the fuck are these people thinking? Overbook the course and then bitch at us because you’re backed up. Fuck you and your pissy little course.