I’ve been on Atkin’s for almost a year now, and in that time I’ve seen this program go from a controversial diet to “THE DIET” to be on. Working in retail I can tell, this is the fucking thing. That is great that I can now buy all these new foods that are pouring into the market with their low carb claims, but how can I honestly trust them? Here’s my deal with all this. One of my main reasons for being large is because I like to eat sweet stuff. Fuck that, I love to eat sweet stuff. One of the main benefits on this plan is that I don’t eat all that sweet stuff at anymore. Now every company and their damn brother are inventing a supposedly low carb candy and snacks for us to enjoy. Even Frito-Lay is getting into the game. What in the fuck do they know about anything even remotely healthy? (sorry Twy) They are going to roll out some Doritos and Tostitos that only have 9 Grams of carbs per serving instead of the 18 found in the normal brand. Whoopty fucking doo. As stupid as that sounds to me, this is even stupider. Diet Pepsi has started to push the fact that they have Zero Carbs in their product. That’s really nice, but your product is still made with Aspartamine which isn’t even allowed in the Atkin’s plan. Better try a little harder next time. Another funny thing is the alcohol side of it. The hard liquor companies pitching their shit with zero carbs in it. Yeah, that’s healthy. Geez Dave, you’re wasted. Yeah, but I’m still at only 2 carbs for the day! The beer is funny too. Hey, we only have 3 carbs per serving. Well that’s wonderful if you only plan on drinking ONE beer. Let’s see, who in the hell does that? I hate the taste of beer, so if I’m drinking it, it’s so I can get shitfaced. So if I take your piddly 3 carbs and multiply that by the 12 pack I’m going to drink, that will be 36 carbs. There goes the low carb diet. I think I’ll stick to my mad cow for now.
