Wisconsin winter can suck my snowballs

Hey, another weekend shot to hell. At this very moment snow is moving in from Minnesota towards Wisconsin. I knew we couldn’t trust those bastards in Minnesota. We’ve been under a winter storm watch since Friday night and it still hasn’t snowed yet. What in the hell is that all about? This is about as bad as a hurricane watch and warning. Hey, we know some shit is going to happen, we just don’t know when or exactly where yet. Let’s panic everyone first though in the interest of safety. As of tonight now they have upgraded the winter storm watch to a winter storm warning. Shit, that means something doesn’t it? I think it means we’re fucked. Once again though they don’t really know what is going to happen. They know there is snow there, but they haven’t quite figured out the path it’s on yet. I wish I had the flexibility like that in my job. Yeah boss, I’m gonna be there… probably sometime in the next day or so. I don’t really know how long I’ll stay and exactly what I’m going to get accomplished, but it could be as much as 8 hours worth. Damn meteorologists anyway.

I see Butterfly Effect took top spot at the box office. I think I’d actually like to go see that movie. I’m definitely not an Ashton fan by any means, but the movie looks pretty good. Of course I say that about a lot of different movies and then my cheap lazy ass waits until it comes out on video and I rent it. No sense paying that kind of money to go watch a movie with a room of strangers and eat overpriced popcorn when you can wait six months and watch it with cheap microwave popcorn in your house with a few friends in your damn underwear. Ok, I don’t actually watch movies in my underwear when there are people over. Guess you’ll never know unless you come over and watch a movie with me.