A Winter Wonderland… For Me to Poop On

They say a picture is worth 1000 words, well if that’s the case, then in this one all the words are FUCK. This picture was about 10 am today, and the big snow hasn’t even shown up yet. We are talking somewhere in the neighborhood of 10 inches or so. That’s great if you’re one of those fuckers who likes snow and winter, but if you’re like me, it sucks. The kicker is that it will get windy today and tonight as well, and why wouldn’t it? After all, we are in Wisconsin, aren’t we? If you’ll notice, the picture was taken through the window and that is a screen in the shot. Why would I take the picture through the window? Because it’s too fucking cold to go outside, didn’t we cover this shit already?

On a more positive note, before the bullshit weather showed up, I went out to my local record store and bought Triumph’s CD called Come Poop With Me. If you’ve never seen Triumph, then you’ve never stayed up past your local news. Triumph is a foul-mouthed hand puppet that insults other people for laughs… Hey, why didn’t I think of that? I’ve got the cynical attitude and foul mouth of Triumph already, I just used to use my friends to relay my insults to others instead of a puppet. In any event, this is a pretty nasty album that you wouldn’t want your kids to hear, with such great songs as Cats are Cunts and Benji’s Queer. There is also a DVD along with the CD which has some of the live stuff that is on the CD. There are interviews with the Dell guy, Jared from Subway and a few others on there. The song I Keed has already been getting video play on MTV.