Smile and Say Cheese

That has got to be the scariest mugshot picture I’ve ever seen. Did you see the Michael Jackson mugshot picture? I thought they accidentally arrested Bubbles the Chimp at first. I think he melted a little bit with the flash of the camera. I can’t see how a kid would stay overnight at that house without some Rohypnol put into his Kool Aid. The thing that really pisses me off is that this is dominating the news. George Bush is over in England making those people realize that David Blaine wasn’t so bad after all, and all I’m seeing on the news is Michael touched another kids’ penis. Where the fuck have you been for the last 10 years? Instead of putting him in prison then, you left him out to molest more boys and make more shitty music that no one wanted to hear anyway. It’s called quit while you’re ahead. Like I said, this is dominating the news, and we don’t need to hear about it anymore. You know Dateline and Fox and all the other dumbasses that had interviewed him in the past are going to be rerunning all this shit looking for clues etc… to get ratings for their shows. Who the hell can be happy about all this coverage. Nobody that’s who. Well, actually there is one person that is probably a little happy about all this. Kobe Bryant. He’s going, whew, at least I fucked a 19-year-old GIRL. Not looking so bad now, is it?

Hey, tomorrow is Friday, finally. Our weather has been awesome the last few days. We have only been in the mid 50’s but considering that it is fucking November that is pretty sweet. Unfortunately, reality has to rear its ugly little head tomorrow and we are going to snap back into highs in the 30’s with snow and typical shitty ass winter in Wisconsin weather. It sucks, it really does. Anytime you have to deal with snow it sucks. It doesn’t suck as much as if it snowed in July, but trust me, it sucks. If you don’t believe me then move here. Give it a winter and tell me how much you like it. Sometimes in the winter it gets to -40. That’s a fucking minus sign there, and yes, it’s been colder. When it gets cold enough that you have to start counting backwards, it’s time to fucking move. When you could die because you are outside, that’s Wisconsin.