Cartman’s on Atkin’s

Another ass dragging Sunday night prepping me up for a wonderful Monday morning. Nothing excites me as much as watching the clock count down until it’s time for me to get to bed so I can wake up in the morning and start my week over from scratch. Tomorrow I have a bunch of new items coming in that I need to find a home for. I have a few new medicine items coming in, and I have the new line of low carb items from Slim Fast. I wonder who won’t have a low carb item coming out soon?

Speaking of the low carb craze, I tried one of the new low carb tortilla wraps at Subway last week. I went for the Chicken Bacon Ranch Wrap. It was very good except that they jacked me $4.09 for it. I did enjoy it very much though and have been working very hard in my laboratory (kitchen) trying to duplicate it. I already have the low carb tortillas on hand, and I cook my chicken breast and cut it into little pieces, put a slice of bacon on it, some lettuce (which I didn’t get at Subway… the bastards) and some ranch dressing and voila… dinner is served.

I bought American Wedding Unrated Friday night. I had to drive all over town because Walmart (my best friends) only carried the R rated version, and dammit that wasn’t good enough. I ended up having to go to Sam Goody to get my copy, which was well worth it. On a side note, I picked up Season 3 of South Park at Walmart Friday night. I guess an unrated movie is too dirty for them, but a dirty cartoon is right up their alley. Fucking hypocrites.