Daddy, why’s the Street Melting?

Ok, so I’m watching the news last night and reading it online and they are talking about Mt. St. Helens is probably going to erupt again pretty soon, in fact yesterday they said it would within 24 hours and there would probably be lava involved this time. So I get home from work today and I start flipping through the news channels to see if it blew it’s top yet and it hadn’t… but there was this dufus from FOX News (redundant I know) live from the Volcano. Here is this guy standing maybe 3 miles away if that pointing at it and talking about it. He was telling the person that was safe in the studio that we are at the 22 hour mark and it hasn’t blown up yet, etc… Well, don’t you think that if the scientists are saying that this volcano might blow up again and have some lava in the eruption this time that you might just want to get the fuck out of the way? I know I would. They were talking about people in Seattle may get some of the ash fallout from it and they are like 50 miles away from there, so I would venture to guess that if you are standing within view of this thing when it blows you might get more than an ash showering. Even if you don’t get pummeled with lava then you still are going to have your air filled with ash. Here, I know you work for FOX News and aren’t that smart, but let me explain something to you that I learned in third grade. You need oxygen to breathe, and you need to breathe to stay alive. If the air you are attempting to breathe becomes filled with ash and whatever else the volcano is giving off, then you probably aren’t going to be breathing much are you? So fucking move away from the death trap, or is it sweeps week. If you are going to do that, then at least send Geraldo out there.

I watched the debate and I guess most of the polls are saying that Kerry won. I guess the only two ways you wouldn’t know that Kerry won the first debate is if you had either not watched it or were a Republican. I don’t want to brag too much but I think that on this debate Kerry owned Bush’s ass. It does make me extremely uneasy to watch the President of the U.S.A. stutter and stammer through most of the questions that were asked of him. The way he talked and answered the questions asked of him reminds me more of the manager of a fast food joint when you question them about the weird object in your french fries; definitely not the leader of the free world. I truly hope that the next two debates result in similar outcomes because I don’t want four more years of this bullshit. Like I’ve said before, the only way I would vote for Bush is if I was voting him off the island.

I was truly stunned that the some of the Republicans were talking about how well the debate went for Bush and that he had shown Kerry up a few times. Shown him up on what? Were we watching the same debate because from what I saw Bush was stammering like someone who accidentally touched the prongs of some electrical cord while he was trying to plug it in. I think that when he went speechless, it was because his earpiece that he had in to have someone in the back give him answers wasn’t working. I did enjoy the fact that every time Kerry would get him on something he had to say that Kerry was always changing his message. It’s like yeah, we covered that about two topics ago, so why don’t you move along and respond to what we are discussing now. He’s a, what’s the word? It rhymes with moron; oh it is moron.