Holy shit, January is over already. I thought time only flew when you were having fun, shows what I know. Hey, on the plus side it is over the freezing mark today, first time in quite awhile. I was getting sick of this damn subzero bullshit. I almost can’t wait for summer to get here, along with the heat/humidity/west nile virus… Shit. I just realized, summer is quite a pain in the ass too. Is there no happy medium anymore?
Only 15 more days til Valentine’s day now. Better get out there and spend your money on some meaningless candy and a generic dozen red roses so you can show your sweetheart just how much you love them. At least if you feel the need to buy her stuff, get something that might come in handy. How about a douche. Maybe you could get a case of Slim-Fast. How about some acne medicine. Hey, just trying to be helpful here. For the $30 you are going to shell out on flowers that are destined to die, why not get something a little more practical. Just trying to save you some money here.