Fuck Fall

Fall is here and all I have to say is; fuck fall. Fall? I hate the fall. What bullshit. Oh the leaves change color. They change color for two days; then a big wind comes and you got nothing but sticks for the rest of the year. You never have a proper fall coat, nothing you wear is right. You wake up it’s sunny out, you put a coat on. You go out you’re sweating like a pig, you take it off then it’s cold… it’s bullshit. – Lewis Black The White Album.

Yes, the fall has arrived in Wisconsin. I know this because when I woke up this morning, a large amount of the leaves that were in the tree yesterday were now on the ground… but oh were they such pretty colors. Nothing like dying leaves to bring out the love in people. The fun part of all this is watching the retard neighbors outside raking like a fool. It’s not a battle you are going to win may I remind you. Look at the trees jackass, there’s still leaves up there which means that once you rake your precious yard up, more leaves are going to fall into it. That has always baffled me how some people can be so fucking anal about their yards like that. (in my best Beavis voice… huhuhuh… you said fucking anal) I just never really figured it out. I am surprised that these people aren’t out shoveling the snow off of their precious lawns during the winter. The funny thing is it’s not all the people in the neighborhood so that means that even if the trees are done shedding the leaves, the leaves from next door will probably blow into your yard by morning.

I got another email about Wal Mart this morning in my inbox. This one was different than the previous two. Why do you ask? Because the person that sent it is apparently able to form thoughts and then communicate them in writing. Check it out…

My Dad works at Wal-Mart. He told me that the only reason Wal-Mart won’t sell regular CDs is that there is not a rating system on them. Movies and such have a rating system and at the register when a movie is scanned it tells the cashier to check if the buyer is 18 or older. Same with guns and cigarettes sales. There isn’t a system like that for music..yet. He said that they are working with record labels to see if there is something they can do. But most say it is free speech and don’t plan to change it.

But, i do kinda agree with you. I would like to buy CDs at my Local Wal-mart, but I don’t because I like to hear the whole CD. Sucks when they rip it up to sell at Wal-mart.

That’s cool. Finally someone read my Wal Mart page and didn’t fly off the handle and go on some caps lock rampage because I insulted the smiley face place. I slightly disagree with this though, because most objectionable music does come with the Parental Advisory: Explicit Content sticker in place and therefore they could use that as the basis for the register to ask if the buyer was 18 or older. It happens whenever I buy an R rated movie or when someone buys smokes, so why not sell stickered music and just have age verification?