Honestly for whatever reason, I’m not really to into Halloween this year. It is only five more days from now and I couldn’t give a shit. I have four pumpkings sitting in the garage that I don’t even know if I want to carve. It’s rather unusual for me because normally I like to do that, just haven’t decided whether or not I am going to yet. One of the problems is that I will be working on Halloween this year, as well as having inventory on the day. Nothing puts a damper on Halloween like having inventory on that day. One of the cool things about it being on Sunday though is that maybe some of the uptight religious freaks may get upset about people dressing up like devils and what not on Sunday. Speaking of which, when I was 12 I went to a costume contest at a church dressed as a devil and I won first place. Take that fuckers.
I happened to catch the last five minutes of the Maury Povich show today and surprisingly he was doing a show about women that fuck every man they’ve ever met and then want him to do a DNA test for them so they can figure out who the daddy is. The test I would assume is free as long as you want to take your slutty white trash ass on TV and let the world know you’re a whore. Tonight in the last few minutes of the show that I saw the woman and either her husband or lover or brother, I don’t know because I didn’t see it from the start… anyway they had a 10 month old and she wasn’t sure if it was his because when she got pregnant she was fucking with eight different guys. Well as luck would have it the poor guy turned out to be the father and therefore didn’t call her a stupid bitch and walk out on her (I think I still would reserve that as an option). Maury asked her if her man wasn’t the dad would she want to contact the other men and try to find out who the father was and she said no because she knows they would be nothing but a druggie and she didn’t want to expose the kid to that kind of stuff. So, if her man wasn’t the daddy she didn’t want to explore her other 8 options, then why the fuck did she even waste everyone’s time by coming on the show in the first place? Had the poor misguided soul that turned out to be the father found out he wasn’t the dad, and she wasn’t going to pursue any other of her choices, why did she embarras herself and her man by coming on the show in the first place? If she wants to be a cum catcher than that’s fine but spare me your 15 minutes of fame please.