Wild parties, lots of drinking and lots of un-remembered sex. Does that describe the total opposite of what your evening was like? Mine too. Just think of all the clean up time you’ve saved yourselves from by not partying your ass off. I’m sure plenty of people partied like there was no tomorrow. They unfortunately found out that there is a tomorrow, and most likely they will be in jail then. Hey, you only have a New Years Celebration once a year. What exactly is the point of this whole New Years celebration anyway? I would think that after the first 2000 of them, they would start to get a little old. It’s not like we don’t know which year is coming next. If we randomly picked a year or something it might add a little more excitement to the whole deal. Hey, just a quick New Year News-flash, I broke one of my resolutions already. I did not win the Powerball last night. I know that is probably a major shock to everyone but I did manage to match a few numbers. None on the same line, but if diagonals counted I’d be a fucking winner. Damn New Year.
Well, it’s officially here, 2004 has kicked the hinges off the door and is here in full force. I now have my brand new calendar all in place and I am ready for whatever the new year has to offer, which seems to be earthquakes. Lots of fucking earthquakes. We’ve already had one in California on December 22, then there was a large one in Iran on December 26. Today another earthquake hit Mexico city. I see a trend beginning here, don’t you? 2004 will be the year of horrible natural disasters. Please note I am not a scientist nor do I have any working knowledge of how earthquakes work or any indication of future earthquakes that might possibly happen. I don’t know if you are truly fucked here. I cannot be held responsible for any rash actions you may take as a result of this report because as stated previously, it’s all bullshit I made up. However in the event that 2004 does become a bumper year for natural disasters, you can all suck my shit.
Had a major rip-off at the store yesterday. The Old Dutch rep told me she found seven boxes of generic Actifed buried behind the chips. When I went over to check my shelf I noticed that all my boxes of Actifed, and all generics were gone. I had absolutely nothing on my shelf. I always knew the stupid worthless fuckers could make meth out of Sudafed (pseudoephedrine), but I guess it never occurred to me that they could make it out of a Sudafed mixed with an antihistamine (pseudoephedrine & Triprolidine). I guess you learn something new every day. I can only hope that the assholes either blow their house up while they are making the shit, or they get caught selling it and go to jail for a long time. A definitely good way to end my last day of the year at my job.
Fucking people.