OK, I just read that J-Lo’s mom won 2.4 million dollars at the casino in Las Vegas. How in the hell does that work anyway? Her daughter is a “multi-talented” performer who has made millions of dollars and now her mom wins that much on a slot machine.
I guess I’ve been going about winning money all wrong here. I have devised a full proof plan now. I must have a daughter immediately. My daughter must become famous and controversial. She must sleep her way around and get married and divorced many times. She must become so succesful that good or bad, she is a household name. Once that all happens, then it’s off to Vegas for daddy. I’ll go pull the one arm bandits a couple times and wham… instant millionarre. Well, I can dream can’t I?
At least tomorrow I am off of work and plan on hitting the driving range. It is actually going to be semi decent outside. Of course it is supposed to snow now on the weekend, so there goes any chance of summer showing up. It should still be a great day tomorrow, considering no work and temps in the mid 60’s. I think a date with the driving range is just what I need to clear my head out… and throw my back out.