Take that ya floppy ear bastard

You know, every once in a while I read a wonderful holiday story that just warms my heart and makes me realize that we are all on the same page. Well, not this time. I always thought that the church was supposed to teach love and things such as that. Apparently this church didn’t figure that out…

GLASSPORT, Pa. – First, the Passion of the Christ. Now, the torment of the Easter Bunny?
It may not have been as gruesome as Mel Gibson’s movie, but many parents and children got upset when a church trying to teach about Jesus’ crucifixion performed an Easter show with actors whipping the Easter bunny and breaking eggs.

People who attended Saturday’s show at Glassport’s memorial stadium quoted performers as saying, “There is no Easter bunny,” and described the show as being a demonstration of how Jesus was crucified.

Melissa Salzmann, who brought her 4-year-old son J.T., said the program was inappropriate for young children. “He was crying and asking me why the bunny was being whipped,” Salzmann said.
Patty Bickerton, the youth minister at Glassport Assembly of God, said the performance wasn’t meant to be offensive. Bickerton portrayed the Easter rabbit and said she tried to act with a tone of irreverence.

“The program was for all ages, not just the kids. We wanted to convey that Easter is not just about the Easter bunny, it is about Jesus Christ,” Bickerton said.

Performers broke eggs meant for an Easter egg hunt and also portrayed a drunken man and a self-mutilating woman, said Jennifer Norelli-Burke, another parent who saw the show in Glassport, a community about 10 miles southeast of Pittsburgh.

“It was very disturbing,” Norelli-Burke said. “I could not believe what I saw. It wasn’t anything I was expecting.”

Ok, I don’t even know If I have anything to add to this. Ok, yeah I do have one thing to add. What the fuck? Did it ever perhaps work into the minds of these halfwits at the church that maybe, just maybe a four year old doesn’t need to see this shit. If they were watching a violent cartoon or movie I’m sure the church might say something. I guess since it happened to Jesus then it’s just fine.

Some hardcore church people might say, well without Jesus there would be no Easter; and to that I say without the Easter Bunny there would be no chocolate eggs.