IS IT FLOWER AND CANDY TIME ALREADY?

Can you smell that? Love is in the air. No, wait, I guess I just farted. Well, I’ve done everything I can try to do to stop it, but it’s coming full force. This coming Saturday is going to be Valentine’s Day. If you have noticed by my blogs compared to last year, the tirade against V-day isn’t there like it was a year ago. Perhaps I’m older and wiser. Perhaps I have an arrow sticking out of my ass. Perhaps there are many more important things to bitch about this year. Perhaps, just perhaps.

One thing for sure, this coming Saturday we all need to be extra vigilant. All of us as Americans need to keep our eyes open for any babies with wings and bows and arrows. I feel we will be on High Cupid Alert this coming weekend and expect everyone to do their part and cover their asses.