It’s obvious that Valentine’s is getting closer. How can I tell you ask? Everyday I’ve gotten an email with the subject of “Give her unlimited orgasms”. There’s a business to get involved in. I wonder how many people actually open that shit up. That is as bad as the “grow your manhood” emails. Gee, while I’m at it, I might as well refinance my house too. Fucking spam.
We are having another mini snowstorm today. This bullshit is getting old. It seems like we get an inch or so every other day. If it isn”t snowing, then it is colder than a motherfucker out there. I guess I should be used to this shit considering I live in Wisconsin, but I don’t think I ever will be. I am to the point where I feel comfortable driving my car in this shit, but would rather not.
I am starting to think of where I would like to go to this year for my vacation. I would like to go somewhere that I’ve never been to yet. I’ve done the South Dakota thing twice, the Florida thing twice and pretty much everywhere in between those spots and Wisconsin. Here is a quick rundown of states I’ve been in:
Wisconsin (duh)
Minnesota
North Dakota
South Dakota
Wyoming
Montana
Illinois
Missouri
Indiana
Kentucky
Tennessee
Georgia
Florida
Arkansas
That leaves plenty of opportunities for fun places to go. There are a few places I’d like to go this year. I’d like to see the Grand Canyon. Lake Powell which is between Arizona and Utah would be cool to see (and doable in the same trip to the canyon.) Niagara Falls would also be a sweet place to visit, except you would almost need a chick to go with you there, and at the moment I’m chick-less. I’ve got a few months to decide where I would like to go but I think I will start my planning now. If I had vacation available now, I’d escape this winter hell and go somewhere warm now. Why didn’t I win the fucking lottery?