It’s OK, I had Subway for Lunch

It’s Tuesday the 13th. I’m sure there’s a ton of shit going on out there, but I’m not too concerned with it all. We had a bomb threat at work Saturday. I wasn’t there of course so I didn’t find out about it until yesterday. I guess they called and said there was a bomb in the front of the store and you better evacuate and then they hung up. What in the fuck is that all about? What a bunch of pussies. If you’re stupid enough to call and say you put a bomb somewhere, then don’t be such a little bitch and carry it out. It was probably someone that was stealing my drugs out of my store and got pissed because they got pulled out from behind the counter. Oh well, fuck it, let’s just keep the extra fun limited to the weekends so I don’t have to participate, got it?

Speaking of weekend fun, I found a picture of Michael Jackson from the interview he did on 60 Minutes, and I thought in his time of courtroom dramas he may need to try and get some endorsement deals going here to help him pay some of these high lawyer fees he is going to be facing and I couldn’t think of a better one than this… If this deal happens, I do expect a little compensation from it. If it doesn’t happen, don’t sue me, I’m more broke than you are. Go ahead and steal the image if you like, that’s why it’s branded.