What in the hell was the top story on my news this morning? I turn it on to see them live on the East Coast pissing and moaning about how cold it was. Oh my God, it snowed and now it’s getting cold. We had to close schools and everything because it’s so cold. It was in the single digits and in some places might reach -20 to -30. Well welcome to winter in Wisconsin you fuckers. When it gets so cold that you walk outside and your breath freezes, then you can amaze me; otherwise I’m not too impressed. The newsgirl that was live this morning was out in an ice fishing village with her big ass thermometer (which was reading a balmy 5 degrees) whining about how cold it was. I’m sorry, when was it decided that winter did not mean cold? Why the hell are we so amazed by the fact that it gets really cold in the winter and really hot in the summer? When it gets into the 115 range people start doing news stories about it, meanwhile there area people in Arizona thinking, what’s the big deal, it’s always that hot here. But you know what they say, it’s not the heat it’s the stupidity.
In case you haven’t been keeping up on me, you probably haven’t figured out that I think George Bush is really Satan. OK, maybe he doesn’t have the horns and shit, but I’m sure oil money could get them removed. You can do anything with plastic surgery these days, just look at Michael Jackson. On second thought, don’t look at him. Back to George now, this whole thing with O’Neill saying that they were planning on going into Iraq from day one makes so much sense it almost hurts. I do have a feeling that Paul O’Neill will probably face a very untimely death in the near future. That seems to be the status quo for anyone that goes up against Bush. It will probably look like an accident… but we’ll know. I see that now George wants to go to Mars now. What the fuck for? How many things can you fuck up, are you going for a record here? I know, Saddam hid his weapons of mass destruction on Mars. That’s it.