Another beautiful weekend…shot to hell by a Monday. Ever notice that? Weekend is just going by fine and dandy then Monday comes along and fucks it all up.
I’ve noticed lately that a lot of people say “hoot”. Like if something is funny they say that’s a hoot, or someone was a hoot. What the fuck is that? Stop it! If it was just one person I could see, but I’ve heard it from more than just one person lately. The last time I heard anyone say “hoot” was Woodsy Owl back in first grade, and he was just bitching about people littering.