Gotta love these short days. I am working on my homepage on the other site, so I have been ignoring this blog thing temporarily. I like the graphics so far on the new site, considering they are homemade and all. Not a whole helluva lot new here. My car is in the shop finally getting fixed and I am damned to drive a Chevy Celebrity Wagon now. No wonder I’m disgruntled eh?

Ho Ho…oh fuck, wrong holiday. 9 days without a post. Well, I’ve been kinda busy here. I have decided to revamp this site once again, which is going to actually involve a move, which will be to www.disgruntledhuman.fcpages.com so that should be fun. I am looking at revamping the look of some of the stuff on here, maybe rearrange some things, and even put my pictures back on the site for the hell of it. Never know, but I am phasing out the Way2Cool name slowly but surely and bringing in disgruntled human as the main Internet identity. I’ll try to be back.

Thank God tomorrow is my short day. I don’t think I could put up with another full day of work yet. Next week I only have four days, that is pretty sweet too! Of course, I may still pull off a partial day on Wednesday also, just because I can, and I hate being there oh so much.

I am getting real sick of these non English speaking people coming in thinking that I will just be able to help them with whatever it is they need. I did not and will not learn a second language to help someone find the right cold medicine. Just buy some NyQuil, and if for some reason it sounded like I said drink the whole bottle, just do it and shut the hell up.

I changed my yahoo name from stillway2cool to disgruntled human today. That way I can actually have an e-mail address for this site. I may do the same for my MSN eventually.

Monday sucks. Always has, always will. I was watching the news tonight and they showed some church or something that was collecting all these presents for needy children. I thought that was pretty nice, until they said that once they get all the stuff they will ship it overseas to needy children. What the fuck? Do we not have needy children right here in the United States? I know we do. That is one thing that has always pissed me off about this country, we jump through hoops to help foreigners, but don’t give a shit about the homeless people down the street.

Do you know what is fun? Having someone who can’t speak English try and ask you for a product in the store. Have you not read my customers page? Oh that’s right, you can’t read English either. Anyway, I sold someone something they probably didn’t need but since I couldn’t understand a word of it, I don’t really care.

It’s snowing out again, how exciting. I’m sure I should be expecting that shit since I’m in Wisconsin, but it’s depressing all the same. My company is being investigated by the Securities and Exchange commission I guess. Maybe I’ll be out of there sooner than I thought, although that wasn’t the way I planned on going out.

I saw it. It is surely a sign of the apocalypse. I was flipping through the channels the other night around 10pm. On the Oxygen network there was this old lady on there, and she does a sex show. Now what I stumbled upon was her showing off various sex toys. To see this lady who is undoubtedly someone’s grandma flopping around a dildo talking about how it is one of her favorites… well let’s just say I think I went into some type of shock. I was completely frozen – unable to change the channel, but deeply disturbed at the same. I do believe I have found the antidote to Viagra.

Don’t you just love Mondays? I sure don’t. A little over two weeks until Thanksgiving. Wow. At least that means I get a four day week. I just can’t wait until Christmas is done, then at least work gets a little easier.

Set up Christmas today. Why is it that people can’t seem to grasp the reality that after Halloween comes Christmas? “Settin up Christmas already? What about Thanksgiving?” What in the hell can you do for Thanksgiving anyway? Should I be putting out big turkeys and shit? Thanksgiving is a food holiday, that’s what the stuffing and pie is for, not my stuff. So buy some bows and shut the fuck up already.

It’s election day. Did I vote? Hell No. Why? Let’s see, last time I voted, I waited up to see the results and for some reason because Florida was so stupid (and Jeb Bush was down there) I got to wait a couple weeks. I did not vote for George Bush, and was quite disappointed that he unfortunately stole, I mean won the election. I can’t really say that Al Gore was my hero, but a hell of a lot better than the junior fuck up that we elected, I’m sorry, that YOU elected, because I didn’t vote for that fuck. But I don’t want to get off on a tangent here, just mentioning that I didn’t waste my time voting. If I wanted to go out in public and put my hand to use, I’d go to the sperm bank and at least get paid for 15 minutes of jerking off.

Jay’s like King Midas as I was told
Everything that he touched turned to gold
He’s the greatest of the great, get it straight He’s great
Playing fame cause his name is known in every state
His name is Jay, To see him play will make you say
God damn that DJ made my day
Like the butcher the baker, the candlestick maker
He’s a maker a breaker, and a title taker
Like the little old lady who lived in a shoe
If cuts were kids he would beat you
Not lyin y’all he’s the best I know, and if I lie my nose will grow
Like a little wooden boy named Pinocchio, and you all know how the story go
JAM MASTER JAY 1965-2002

Hey… It’s my birthday. Let’s all celebrate.

Ok, now that we got that shit out of the way, lets move onto more pressing matters. Saw something real disturbing on television today that completely shocked, amazed and made me stand up and take notice. No… nothing to do with CNN or the sniper today, I saw a commercial for Cottenelle bathroom tissue.

The commercial was showing people’s asses, and mentioning something about how you know you’ve cleaned or something. This is the first time that I remember in my life that a toilet paper commercial actually referred to someone’s ass! Imagine that, on my birthday even. I feel so happy.

Now on to the whole sniper thing. Hey, they caught those fuckers on my birthday too. Exactly when do I get a present here anyway? Did you see the Police/FBI press conference tonight? Looked like a Grammy Acceptance speech to me. I was waiting for them to thank J-Lo or some shit. Only thing that bothers me is the stupid duck in the noose comment they wanted them to make. Is there another one out there somewhere? A third man possibly? Wait until everyone feels safe and strike again? Well, guess I should take my hypothetical ass over to CNN, could probably get a job there.

Wow, the media sounds kinda pissy that they are being used as communication tool between the police and the sniper. What’s the matter, afraid you might actually help someone? Everytime these news people interview someone, one of their questions is have you ever heard of the media being used as a communication tool such as this? Hey, if you don’t like it, shut the fuck up.