Caught a glimpse of that lame ass reality show tonight. I think it was Help, I’m a washed up celebrity, get me out of here. Well, something like that anyway. I was quite shocked, I didn’t see Corey Feldman or Corey Haim there. What the hell kind of lame ass stupid shit is this? When was the last time these people actually did something to even count as a celebrity. Downtown Julie Brown looks like some kind of recovering crack addict. Should be calling her Downhill Julie Brown from now on. Wubba Wubba that bitch. That Chris Judd is on there just because he fucked J-Lo. Like that makes him a celebrity, he was just at the front of the line. Joan Rivers daughter is on there, yikes…how can someone so damn ugly say anything bad about how other people dress? There is some guy on there that won some Olympic stuff back in the 70’s. Does that count to be a celebrity? Robin Leach was apparently on there, but was booted already, I think his voice probably pissed them all off. It would me anyway. I’m kicked off the Island, and I don’t know why.
Oh well, then you go outside here and its so damn cold the piss freezes before it even comes all the way out of the dog, he just walks around leaving little piss-sicles all over. Thank God it’s not my dog.