Tuesday, March 4

Tuesday… yippee. Aside from the short day tomorrow, there isn’t much to be celebrating. I read that we caught some terrorist mastermind. I didn’t realize that a master of terror would look anything like a washed up porno actor. That picture is classic. What a disgrace to well groomed terrorist everywhere. Oh well, now onto the torture part. (Yeah, we do that, don’t let ’em bullshit you.)

I do wish that it would finally get a little warmer out. I think it’s about 12 today, that is just too damn cold. I can’t wait til I can write in here how damn hot out it is today, well it’ll be here faster than Pee Wee Herman to a daycare.