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- If I have a dream and there is a helicopter in it, the helicopter will crash.
- Sometimes you just have to go for it.
- Wanting to do something and actually doing it are two totally different things.
- I really fucking want that new 2006 convertible blue Mustang that was at Ford when I got my oil changed.
- There’s a difference between a job and a career.
- Once you pop, you can indeed stop. Especially if you’re eating nasty shit like Pringles.
- Eleven years is a long goddamned time for anything, more so if it’s a job you don’t like.
- I can’t wait for March 31st this year.
- Death is inevitable, life is preventable.
- Wal Mart lets people set up beggars booths outside of their stores just so those people can bug the shit out of me.
- Did I mention I want that Mustang?
- Education is vital to your future and your success.
- I’m so sick of retail I don’t even enjoy shopping… well; I never did really enjoy that anyway.
- Some places of employment take their workers for granted and expect way more out of them than they should.
- Beavis & Butthead still make me laugh after all of these years.
- Variety is the spice of life, but I prefer Lawry’s Seasoned Salt.
- Winter is a cruel bitch that just won’t let go… she’s like a psycho girlfriend.
- Gas prices change for no reason other than greed.
- A 30 mile round trip is too far to drive for a job that doesn’t pay you as well as you think you deserve.
- Being able to sleep for more than two hours at a time does wonders for someone.
- Sometimes it feels so good to not care anymore.
- When life hands you lemons, make some lemonade and then piss in it.
- Whenever you can’t think of something solid to write, just make a list and people will think you actually tried.
