Thursday, April 24

Went to the driving range yesterday, that was fun. There is a new course in town here that just opened up last year, so I decided to go there. I still hit rather shitty, so I guess I haven’t lost it! After I got home and did some meaningless yard work, I tried my bike out. I think I put about .05 miles on it before I realized this is going to take some getting used to. Today my ass hurts so bad from sitting on that bike for roughly 15 minutes. What’s up with that?

As long as we’re on the subject of bikes, I have a question? When did this pussy ass idea of helmets come up? Everywhere I look, anyone on a bike is wearing a helmet. Am I missing something here? I know I haven’t been on a bike for a few years, but did it become a full contact sport since I was gone? What the hell do you need a helmet for on a bike? I NEVER wore a helmet while I biked. Even back when I was only four years old and just got my training wheels off I still was helmetless. Shit, they probably didn’t even have helmets back then. Did I fall off my bike, Yes. Did I get brain damage, well ok that’s probably up for grabs, but I’ll say no.